Submission by Anonymous
- Emma Watson, He For She Campaign (via dutchster)
have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?
baby sabertooth omg
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny
me too Bilbo
I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.
Founding Fathers History Pickup Lines (in 2012) [x]
OMG!!!! Louisiana purchase!
Tea leaves collected from Boston harbor the morning after the Boston Tea Party.
“Tea that was gathered up on the Shore of Dorchester Neck on the morning after the destruction of the three Cargos at Boston December 17, 1773.”
i’m so pleased that this means someone during the event was like “yeah this is probably gonna be historically interesting” and just ran out there with, like, what, a net? some cloth? fishing around in the fucking bay to collect tea to put in a bottle? you go, buddy