my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake
that was the best pun ever excuse you
this is so important to remember
September 22nd, 1994 - FRIENDS pilot airs
“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”
Small Captain Swan moment from the first 7 min of next Sunday’s episode!
"No good has ever come of pushing that woman. Give her space."
One of the things I like most about Hook as a character is that, perhaps due to his exceptionally long lifetime of observing people, he understands the spectrum of human nature, emotion and motivation better than any of the other main characters, save perhaps Rumpel (but Rumpel has mostly chosen to do bad, manipulative things with it).
Killian mostly gives his onscreen advice to Emma, but he’s done it for most of the others as well. Sometimes it’s like he’s the only actual adult in the room, heh.
Most all of the others are too myopic (Emma and Snow, for ex.) and/or simply not experienced enough (Charming, tho he’s certainly coming along) to understand what drives all types of people, and how to handle their behavior. Hook’s now always the voice of reason, since he got off the crazy train in season 2.
I’m going to frame this meta.
Cursed SB CS AU [Part 2/2]:
Captain Hook arrives in Storybrooke before the curse breaks and has one thought in mind - find and skin his Crocodile. With his attitude and hook he catches the eye of the Sheriff who still doesn’t believe the stories that Henry’s been telling her. After Killian’s unsuccessful attempt at killing Gold, Emma takes it upon herself to help him and somewhere along the way they fall for each other. However Emma still refuses to believe in the curse and wants to leave town with Henry and even Killian can’t persuade her otherwise. Just then Henry eats the poisoned turn-over and Emma breaks the curse bringing back the happy endings, including her own.
Housecat meets bobcat
“why are you trapped in there, tiny orange bobcat”
omg the kitty knocking on the window
ive seen this a few times and it’s just the most adorable thing in the universe so i must reblog in case anyone has missed it